Down de local – one of those almost ‘too cool for school’ Tom Waits worshipper type bars.
I usually enjoy a weekly after-work drink in there, and have indeed partied there most enjoyably of a weekend or two.
My local barman reckons he’s as cool as this guy:
Having taken the order for a creamy one, punctuated with a mumbled ‘cheers’ from me, the bartender asks “What’s the word?”
“Pleeease!” is my resounding reply, cheery to the point of embarrassment – the kind of silliness usually reserved for close friends, but definitely not for surly-‘cool’ bar staff.
“No, man”, he reproaches, “I mean, what’s the word.”
I’m sure he thinks my scrunched up confused look is leagues below his blasé hipness, but I figure he’s fucking bonkers at this stage. I think I know what he means, but what an inappropriate point in a barfly/barkeep exchange to use his latest cool new phrasology.
I clear my throat and brace myself to address the enigma. “Like, what’s the word on the street/What’s going on, y’mean?” I ask still furrowing my brow back at his demeaning nonchalance.
“Yeah, man. What’s the word?”
He’s starting to grate me with this repetition. No, man, it is not a cool phrase, it’s fucking confusing.
“Fuck all man, fuck all… Yourself?” I respond.
Oddball.