Does this even cut it?

…two weeks later and the jury is still out.

Facial hair.

………………….PRO ………………………………….. CON
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………………. Cool? ………….|…………… Stupid looking?
……………. Strokable ………|………………… Irritating
…Less bother (shaving) .|…………. More hassle (grooming)
The manly manliness of it|… I can’t actually grow a full beard
…… Blog post fodder. …..|Difficult to construct a pro/con table for
Has nothing to do with …|…….Has nothing to do with
Michael Jackon’s death.. |………………..Michael Jackon’s death