Like Mouse Droppings.

By pryin
What are little boys made of?
What are little boys made of?
Frogs and snails
And puppy-dogs’ tails,
That’s what little boys are made of.
..
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What are little girls and women of all ages made of?
That’s what little girls and women of all ages are made of.
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Seriously, every time a female comes to visit for a significant amount of time, be they friend, relation or ’special friend’, I’m left with those things scattered hither and tither about the place. They must fulfill their function extremely well, because I’ve only ever seen them left behind on a chair, table or bathroom shelf, never on a person as such.

And there are so many of them, always discarded without a thought.

They are definitely a by-product of the female form, no one would purchase that many of them.

I wonder what the heck they are.

[By the way, check out the long version of What Folks Are Made Of. It's great.]

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4 Responses to “Like Mouse Droppings.”

  1. Meadow Says:

    Hmm, I do not own or carry such items so am reasonably sure that’s it’s not part of our physical make up. Perhaps your women friends are hairdressers? Or safe breakers? Or MacGyver?

  2. B Says:

    What is it they do? Look like loose hairclips

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